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Having consumed the elixir of truth (available at all Walgreen and CVS stores, only $3.99. But only to selected people.), a group call went out to others holding a elixir bottle cap. They observed that Spotify was making money from people who talk and sing. They cannot abide anybody who talks and sings because after receiving the elixir, one becomes numb in several ways. They refuse to talk to anyone who has received alternate drinks, who lack the special caps.

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