Roll up!! Roll up!! Step right up for the Life Cut Short Jab - brought to you by Life Neutralizing Particles™ and state-of-the-art-synthetic proteins!! Safety? You bet!! Rigorously tested on eight lucky mice for a whole week, then fine-tuned with computer modeling wizardry courtesy of the one and only Neil Ferguson - because who needs re…
Roll up!! Roll up!! Step right up for the Life Cut Short Jab - brought to you by Life Neutralizing Particles™ and state-of-the-art-synthetic proteins!! Safety? You bet!! Rigorously tested on eight lucky mice for a whole week, then fine-tuned with computer modeling wizardry courtesy of the one and only Neil Ferguson - because who needs real-world data when you've got simulations? Get yours today - while supplies (and you) last!! ☠️💉☠️💉☠️💉👀
Roll up!! Roll up!! Step right up for the Life Cut Short Jab - brought to you by Life Neutralizing Particles™ and state-of-the-art-synthetic proteins!! Safety? You bet!! Rigorously tested on eight lucky mice for a whole week, then fine-tuned with computer modeling wizardry courtesy of the one and only Neil Ferguson - because who needs real-world data when you've got simulations? Get yours today - while supplies (and you) last!! ☠️💉☠️💉☠️💉👀
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Thought it was four (mice)!😂🤣