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Trust the CDC? I'd sooner trust:

Charlie Sheen's virtue;

Amber Herd's veracity;

Joe Biden's cognitive function;

Kamala Harris' intelligence;

Anthony Fauci's compassion;

Rochelle Walensky's competence;

Money from the Nigerian Prince.

Feel free to add.

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I’d sooner trust Katie Hobbs with Arizona’s election integrity.

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Stalin to have open elections

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Jimmy Savile's ethics

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Sam Bankman-Fried with my money.

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OJ and his plan to find the real killers? Too soon?

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I don't know, Dawg. I think you're playing the Nigerian Prince a little short. He referred to me as, "My Most Noble Master" in the last letter I got. He loves me!

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🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👊🏻

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Leslie Stahl’s journalistic integrity

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John Fetterman’s executive presence and logical acumen. Oh, and vote count.

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Fetterneck's sense of style.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊🏻👊🏻👍🏻

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Christ to save me (or anybody else).

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Tsipora Pereira’s self-justification

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And Jeffrey Epstein to guard my underage children

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You have to be paid by the CIA/FBI for that ...

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Michael Jackson with my grandson.

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BOOM! 👊🏻

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With or without Ghislaine? 😁

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