Well, they'll vax ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll vax ya just a-like they said they would
They'll vax ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll vax ya when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get vaxxed
Well, they'll vax ya when you're walkin' 'long the street
They'll vax ya when…
Well, they'll vax ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll vax ya just a-like they said they would
They'll vax ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll vax ya when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get vaxxed
Well, they'll vax ya when you're walkin' 'long the street
They'll vax ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat
They'll vax ya when you're walkin' on the floor
They'll vax ya when you're walkin' to the door
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get vaxxed
They'll vax ya when you're at the breakfast table
They'll vax ya when you are young and able
They'll vax ya when you're tryin' to make a buck
They'll vax ya and then they'll say, "Good luck"
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get vaxxed
Well, they'll vax you and say that it's the end
Then they'll vax you and then they'll come back again
They'll vax you when you're riding in your car
They'll vax you when you're playing your guitar
Yes, but I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get vaxxed
Well, they'll vax you when you walk all relaxed
They'll vax you when you are walking home
They'll vax you and then say you are brave
They'll vax you when you are set down in your grave
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get vaxxed
Love it.
With a hat tip to B. Dylan!