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27Jan2022 Associated Press

VAERS DATA MISINFORMATION SOURCE REVEALED

Yesterday, at a joint press conference, CDC Director Walensky claimed that the VAERS data, which has recorded thousands of mRNA vaccine deaths, is “fraudulent” and hence not worthy of detailed investigation by the CDC or PFDA. In a rare example of interagency coordination (capabilities still a decade removed for the IRS), Walensky, FBI Director Christopher Wray, NIAID Director Tony Fauci, and White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki appeared together at the press conference. Walensky first highlighted that (as of January 23) exactly 21,362 deaths had been reported in the VAERS data as a result of C19 vaccines. She was immediately followed at the podium microphone by Wray, who asserted with uncharacteristic government precision that “the FBI has ascertained via our proprietary algorithms that as of January 23rd, the USA domiciles exactly 21,362 computer-literate, White Supremacists…” Following an incredulous and unusually silent press corp response, Wray wryly commented, “…YOU do the math.” When questioned about the nearly daily increases in VAERS reported mRNA vaccine deaths, Wray warily responded, “The growth rate we are seeing in new White Supremacists, boosted by the large and active presence in the Michigan Upper Peninsula, perfectly matches the growth rate of VAERS reported mRNA vaccine deaths. The science proves unequivocally, this is NOT a coincidence.” At this point of the press conference Pfauci held up a poster board showing matching parabolic curves highlighting what he later described as, “disturbingly equal rates of exponential growth.” Both Psaki and Walensky pointed at the poster boards and nodded with robotic and scientific precision. Without missing a beat, and in unison, Psaki, Pfauci, Walensky, and Wray all harmonized, “We believe this proves beyond a reasonable doubt that ANYONE who questions the safety or efficacy of these miracle mRNA vaccines is an armed and dangerous racist. The FBI will be investigating any such comments in any public or private venue with a presumption of guilt, and the offender will be treated as a serious threat to national security and the very foundations of our great democracy.” All four then turned and hustled off the stage in a classic Biden retreat. The subservient legacy press sat quietly, scribbling (except for Peter Doocy who frantically hurled unanswered questions through his mask and in the direction of the rapidly vanishing quartet). Today, Joe Rogan featured a recording of the press conference on his podcast, and his disapproving comments (“censorship and violent oppression masquerading as public safety”) generated a record 147 million favorable responses, displacing Paris Hilton’s most recent “stolen” sex tape, “Yet Another Night in Paris”…Featuring The Royal Lippizaner Stallions and with special guest appearances by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (as the castrated stable boy) and French President Manny Macron (as the team fluffer). Australian Prime Minister Scotty M reportedly auditioned for both roles, but was rejected because of a “serious lack of credibility which the cameras picked up on immediately,” according to one of the casting directors. When asked to comment, the Lipizzaner Stallions handed us a piece of paper which stated, “The World Famous Lipizzaner Stallions have taken an oath of silence until our native Austria stops the current embrace of obvious Goebbels propaganda tactics.” The interview with the horses was embarrassingly ended when a messy NZ PM Jackie A appeared unexpectedly from under the lead stallion (sans mask).

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We have not to forget that Walensky is a compulsory lier and in the debate with senator Paul Rand she lost completely and couldn't answer the questions. She belongs to the losers of CDC, WHO standing in line with the criminals of our days like the fake Fauci. She is one of the most disgusting personalities of our days.

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not going to lie but you got me on the first sentence, i immediately switched tabs to see if the AP article existed

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I wasted time reading half the stupid thing, still not sure what the point.

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