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They'll have one of those surgically implanted injectors that test and auto-inject with an AI chip. You just have to go in once a month to get your tank filled.

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My son just finished in BioMedical Engineering. He’s going to invent the “Freedom Pump”, an implantable pump filled with Dilaudid, Insulin, Lasix, and Covid boosters. Americans will never have to leave the couch. Ask your doctor ‘if the freedom pump is right for you?’

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The best bit is I have developed the app that runs the freedom pump and it lets you play "Medical slots". You push the button but need to get triple syringes to get your meds, Get three skulls and you get Euthanaised. Risk vs Benefit right ;)

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