I'll donate $50K if Paul Offit takes the entire CDC recommended vaccine schedule in one sitting
He once said "healthy infants could safely get up to 100,000 vaccines at once." It's time to walk the talk. Take just one dose of each vaccine on the CDC childhood schedule in one sitting.
Executive summary
Dr. Paul Offit has said, “In theory, healthy infants could safely get up to 100,000 vaccines at once.” See this BMJ rapid response written by John Stone (Editor, Age of Autism) for the full story.
It’s time for Paul to walk the talk.
The offer
I will donate $50K to a charity of Offit’s choice if he’ll take every vaccine listed on the CDC childhood vaccine schedule up to age 18 in one sitting.
I’ll even make it easy
Dr. Offit only has to take one dose of each vaccine.
No aspiration is allowed on each needle poke since that is what the CDC recommends.
No batch number selection can be made. This shouldn’t be a problem for Paul since all batches are equally safe, as we all know. Those who claim there are deadly batches are just conspiracy theorists!
If he has a headache after the shots, he must treat with Tylenol since that is perfectly safe to use. All those studies that show this dramatically increases the risk of autism are just misinformation since as we all know, vaccines don’t cause autism (despite all the evidence that vaccines cause autism).
No contraindications
This challenge is safe.
We know that because there are no contraindications on the FDA-approved labels of the vaccines that would indicate the challenge is unsafe.
Medical supervision
I will supply top doctors to monitor the injections sure that no saline shots are administered and that the vaccines are legitimate.
Other key terms
The participant agrees to undergo a psychiatric examination to establish whether he or she is sane.
The participant must sign an iron-clad liability waiver absolving the funders of all liability and affirming the participant is sane.
The participant must prescribe/order all the medications that are to be injected either himself or find someone else to do that.
We’ll take the vials after the shot is given to independently verify there was no tampering (such as leaving the vials at the wrong temperature causing them to be ineffective). If there is tampering, no payment will be made.
The participant must self-inject all vaccines (e.g., in the thigh) or find someone willing to do it.
There is no contractual requirement that the person takes all the shots, i.e., the participant can “bail out” at any time during the process.
If a medical emergency happens during the injection, the shots will be stopped and no payment will be made if the task is not complete.
In the event that the participant is unable to take all the shots in one sitting for any reason, no payment will be made.
Each participant will only get one shot at completing the challenge. We don’t want to subject the same person to this again.
Risk of immortality
I acknowledge that by making this challenge, there is a small possibility that Paul Offit could become immortal by accepting this challenge. That would be a bad thing in my opinion.
The reason I say this is because a recent CDC study showed that after just two shots of the COVID vaccine, your risk of death can drop by nearly 80%. Here’s the full story.
I have read that paper thoroughly, I believe it to be more junk science that makes it into the peer-reviewed literature (nobody with a brain should have accepted this paper and it is amazing it is not being challenged as garbage), so I accept full responsibility for my actions if this challenge makes Paul Offit immortal.
Liability
Dr. Offit has absolutely nothing to worry about in accepting my offer. All of these vaccines are perfectly safe and effective otherwise Offit himself would be speaking out. Plus, the CDC and FDA assure us that all these vaccines are safe. And if you can’t trust the CDC and FDA, who can you trust?
If Dr. Offit develops autism, a stroke, a heart attack, autoimmune disease, cancer, myocarditis, stiff person syndrome, etc. or dies, those will all simply be labeled as “coincidences,” and not caused by the vaccines. After all, we all know that correlation isn’t causation.
In addition, the drug companies and the US government are both willing to waive liability for any damages as they normally do.
Dr. Offit should also be comforted that my request is perfectly safe because NEJM Editor Eric Rubin has said, “"We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is unless we start giving it — that's just the way it goes." So Dr. Offit will help advance the science here.
In summary, all of the vaccines I’m asking Offit to take are vaccines that we give to kids so they must be safe.
The propensity matched control group
Peter Hotez, who will not take the shots, will act as the propensity matched control group.
Hotez, like Offit, has a propensity to:
widely spread misinformation about vaccines and
to refuse to be challenged on anything he says by qualified scientists who disagree with him.
So this is a near perfect match.
Matching funds
I invite others to match my offer to increase the pot size to provide additional incentive for Offit to walk the talk.
Please make your match offer of $10K or more in the comments here and/or post on Twitter using the hashtag #VaccinateOffit.
My favorite comments
Risks of ignoring the CDC advice
The Amish regularly completely ignore the CDC’s advice. They live longer than people in the US and they have dramatically lower rates of chronic diseases and virtually no autism, ADHD, etc.
In the case of COVID, they Amish ignored all the CDC advice and their death rate from COVID was 90X lower than the US as a whole.
So I just wanted to be clear. If you ignore the advice from the CDC, you risk having much better health outcomes. This is why it is important for Paul Offit and others to follow the CDC guidelines because otherwise pharma profits would decline precipitously which would be bad for our economy.
The wait list
If Offit doesn’t accept, I’m extending my offer to doctors to accept from the list given in this article as well as Peter Hotez and any other doctor who is promoting vaccines as both safe and effective to their patients.
So if you are Peter Hotez, or you are a doctor who works at the CDC, FDA, NIH, WHO, or are a prominent anti-anti-vaxxer doctor or any doctor in America pushing the vaccines, you qualify to be put on the wait list. Simply accept in the PINNED comment below as Dr. Avi Bitterman has done.
In the event that Offit declines, I’ll extend the offer to the highest profile person on the waitlist and then work my way down the list in the event we fail to negotiate a definitive written agreement with the person accepting.
We already have an interested party which proves this is a legit offer
Dr. Avi Bitterman has counter offered. In his counter offer, he has agreed to be injected with all the vaccines.
I am currently negotiating with him.
Modifications
The terms of this offer may be changed at any time prior to a full, unconditional acceptance of all the terms of the offer.
Once someone accepts the offer, the terms of the offer are frozen at the time of acceptance and can only be changed upon mutual agreement of both parties.
You can propose a counter-offer which I will consider as well, but am not obligated to accept.
Final agreement
If the offer is accepted, we’ll both negotiate a definitive written term sheet specifying all the details of how the process will work. That written, signed term sheet will then bind both parties in a contract.
Summary
It’s time for Offit to walk the talk and show us that the vaccines are perfectly safe.
He has nothing to lose. The world is waiting.
If you want to add $10K or more to the pot, reply to this PINNED post. Please, only $10K or more increments only here.
If you qualify for the WAIT LIST offer, indicate your acceptance by replying to this pinned post.. If you are not indicating your willingness to be injected (perhaps under modified terms), YOUR POST WILL BE DELETED. It's important that this is acceptances or conditional acceptances ONLY. No comments here on the acceptances. Place them in a new comment.